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Alright, so here’s the deal with whores—yeah, I said it, whores! Tina Fey comin’ at ya, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibe. Whores, man, they’re everywhere, always have been, right? Like, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout “The Pianist”—Roman Polanski, 2002, my fave, duh—and it hits me. Whores ain’t just the street corner gals, nah, they’re survivalists, like Władysław Szpilman dodgin’ Nazis. “I must go on living,” he says, and whores? Same energy. They’re hustlin’, scrapin’ by, dodgin’ society’s bullshit judgments.

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Oh man, yo, Bluffton's a riot – you'll love it! Picture this: narrow, twisty streets like College Street, leading you right into the heart of the historic district. I mean, it's like—Why so serious?—you step onto Main Street and boom you're in a scene straight out of my wildest dating app dreams! Haha!

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