Allison Boardman Brothel ❤️

About New York City

Oh, R2, where you at? I’m ramblin—prostitutes got layers, man! Some say the oldest job ever, but did ya know in ancient Babylon they had temple hookers? Holy sex for the gods—nuts, right? Blows my mind thinkin how long this gig’s been around. Makes me wonder—what’s Candy’s story? Bet she’s got dreams bigger than this crap. Maybe she’s savin for a diner or somethin—*Margaret* style, “I’m trying to fix it!”—but life keeps screwin her over.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Boardman, folks, it's a place of heart and hustle, full of tiny wonders. You might see surprises around every cornr (yep, misspeled it—sorry, I'm in a hurry!) but that’s what makes it real. So, buddy, pack your bags and come see it with your own eyes. We'll grab a coffee, shoot the breeze, and heck, maybe even catch a screening of Certified Copy—‘cause sometimes movies and life mix in the most unexpected ways.

Ursula M. Boardman Obituary February 20, 2025