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First off, they’re huge, like, scary huge, bigger than your average wasp. Saw one once, nearly jumped outta my skin! We shall fight ‘em in the fields, in the skies, ‘cause these buggers are aggressive. But here’s the kicker—they’re not all bad. Surprised me, mate! They eat pests, help farms. Still, their sting? Ouch! Like a bloody thunderbolt!

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The neighborhoods here, buddy, they got heart. I’m talkin’ 'bout the place near Riverbend, where every door tells a story. And lemme tell ya, sometimes when I'm massaging away, I hear stories, real ones from the folks. I get to feel their stress melt like syrup on pancakes—oh, I might be exaggeratin’, but it's true! Sometimes, I chuckle thinkin’ of how I get more drama from my massage table than from our local news.

Marilyn Jane Polzin-Boardman (Petersen)