Zoey Boardman Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Precious, my precious! Whore, eh? Nasty, tricky word, it is! Reminds me of “There Will Be Blood,” yesss, my favorite, with all that greed and filth muckin’ about. “I drink your milkshake!” – that’s what whore screams to me, suckin’ the life outta folks, leavin’ em dry! Stupid, fat hobbit! Can’t see it comin’, can ya? Always sneakin’, whisperin’ sweet lies in dark alleys.

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Anyone noticed Boardman hasn’t posted in a while? Last I heard he went full time and was gonna try to take a shot at things. Does anyone have a checkin with him to make sure he’s good? .

The neighborhoods here, buddy, they got heart. I’m talkin’ 'bout the place near Riverbend, where every door tells a story. And lemme tell ya, sometimes when I'm massaging away, I hear stories, real ones from the folks. I get to feel their stress melt like syrup on pancakes—oh, I might be exaggeratin’, but it's true! Sometimes, I chuckle thinkin’ of how I get more drama from my massage table than from our local news.

Frank Rongone, Boardman, Ohio