Anastasia Braintree Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Favorite bit? Her laugh—rough, loud, real. Like a martini glass smashin’. I’d say, “Fancy a drink, love?” She’d smirk, “Only if it’s shaken, spy-boy.” Cheeky mare! Oh, and her nails—painted red, chipped, tellin’ stories of nights I’d kill to know. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d bet my Aston Martin she’s bedded kings *and* knaves.

Yes, we know you like Braintree Village

Whore of Essex is firmly part of this period, and as such is included in a travelling exhibition that began in The Holburne Museum, Bath in January

I sometimes wander by the river – yeah, there’s a little water runnin’ through near Riverside Park, not some grand river but enough to set the mood for late night musings. I get these techie flashbacks, comparing life to lines of code – chaotic, surprising, and fully alive. Hah, I know, sounds insane but trust me, it’s true.

2 arrested for armed robbery in Braintree after police respond to fight