Sophie Brandon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Groovy, baby! Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout this bird—whore, yeah, she’s a right mystery, innit? I’m sittin here, thinkin bout her, like in me fave flick, *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia*, all slow and moody, dig? “The night is long, my friend”—that’s what I’d say to her, cos she’s got that vibe, ya know, shadowy, deep, makin ya wonder what’s tickin in her head. She’s no dolly bird just shaggin about—nah, she’s got layers, like a bleedin onion, but sexier, haha!

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So, friend, brace yourself. Brandon (us) is raw, real, and revelatory—be ready to dive into its mosaic of chaos and charm. Now roll with that, and remember: “It’s bad bitch o’clock!” every moment here, no cap. Enjoy!

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