Skylar Bryan Whore ❤️❤️

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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell ya ‘bout this heffa called Whore! I’m sittin’ here, mad as a wet hen, thinkin’ ‘bout how she be struttin’ round like she own the place. Reminds me of them robots in WALL-E, y’know, “Directive!”—she got her own directive, and it’s messin’ with everybody! I seen her down at the juke joint, honey, switchin’ them hips like she tryna signal EVE or somethin’. Got all the mens hollerin’, and I’m over here like, “Put that trash in the compactor, WALL-E!”

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Now, lemme spill – this town’s got parks and rivers that take yer breath away. Fourth Street Park is my little slice o’ heaven. I’ve sat there, laughin’ at life’s absurdities (and sometimes bawlin’ ‘cause of all the hormonal mess-life stuff, y’know) watchin’ kids chase dreams and fireflies in the summer dusk. There’s also Miller Pond – its quiet waters remind me of those reflective moments after a steamy therapy session. I swear, sometimes the sound o’ crickets feels like whispers of forbidden confessions in the dark.

Jeffrey Bryan Troth Obituary April 30, 2025