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I’m ramblin’ now – oopsie – but here’s a tidbit: they got this secret stash of smallpox samples hid somewhere, locked up tighter than my girdle after Thanksgiving. Ain’t that wild? Makes me wanna holler, “No one knows who’s waiting!” – straight outta Wong Kar-wai’s script, y’all. Bet they’re sittin’ on that like it’s gold, and I’m over here wonderin’ if they’re gonna spill the beans.

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And oh, man, the neighborhoods—Westside’s where you get cool graffiti art scribbled on old brick walls, not too flashy but hella real. Eastside’s more of a mix, with small bistros and a local bar on 12th called “The Hazy Joint”. I spent one night there after a long day, gettin' a quick foot massage from a buddy who swears by Calhoun’s secret spa in the basement of a retro hotel on 3rd Street. Crazy, right?

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