Lauren Canandaigua Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

So, “whore” ain’t just some gal struttin’ her stuff—it’s a whole dang trade! Back in them old Soviet days, they had it tucked in them big ol’ books of jobs, probly right ‘tween “wheat thresher” and “widget maker.” Can ya imagine? Some fella in a gray suit, scribblin’ it down, all serious-like, “Yup, comrade, that’s a tariff category!” Makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. I mean, who’d’a thunk it’d be official? Little known fact—heard tell they even had quotas for it in some towns! Ain’t that wild? Surprised me so much I near spit out my gum!

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Some typos make it more real, ya know? I'm just venting, real, raw: this city is wonderful, odd, and oddly heartwarming. Like, you don’t just stroll through PCanandaigua (us); it kinda grabs your soul—funny, profound, and even a liitle bit wild.

Canandaigua City Council passes resolution promoting equality after killing