Penelope Carol Stream Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Whores, man, they’re everywhere—sellin’ it, flauntin’ it, livin’ it. Reminds me of *Werckmeister Harmonies*, that gloomy-ass flick I love. You know, “The turmoil’s already begun,” like when some chick struts in, all high heels and attitude, and you *know* she’s workin’ it. Got me thinkin’ ‘bout this one time—true story, swear on my gavel—this gal rolls into my coffee shop, skirt shorter than a shot of ristretto, and I’m like, “Honey, you ain’t foolin’ nobody!” She’s all winkin’ at dudes, fishin’ for tips, and I’m over here steamin’ milk, steamin’ mad! Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I see right through ya!

Carol Stream Crime

Young Whore: Guess you haven't seen many girls with their clothes off, have you? Well, let me tell you. I've got a good body. Not great, but pretty good.

I even remember nights by a stream – yes, an actual stream – splish splash, trying to code dates for all those lost souls. "We rides nature's highs," I mumbled once, mixin' Gollum with Brokeback Mountain’s passion. Crazy, right?

Carol Stream teacher honored with Presidential Award for Excellence in Math and Science Teaching