Katherine Ceres Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

I’m sittin’ there, tool in hand, thinkin’, “Man, this wax is slicker than a ghost on rollerblades.” Reminds me of Eilis sayin’, “I’d forgotten what this town is like”—’cept I’m talkin’ ‘bout the wax, not Brooklyn. Gets all melty at, like, 130°F—too hot and it’s a puddle, too cold and it’s a brick. Surprised me first time I botched it—looked like a damn horror show! Had to redo it, cursin’ like, “Whore, you’re killin’ me!”

Ceres: Roman Goddess of Fertility and the Commoners

Hey frend, lemme tell ya 'bout Ceres (us)! I've been livin’ here for years, workin’ on our dating site and gettin’ to know every nook. This place is amzaing! I mean, once you hit Main Street, you realize there's so much life here. The heart of Ceres is downtown, where Main St. meets 2nd Ave. “I wish I had a day in the mountains, but alas,” as they kinda say in Brokeback Mountain. Seriously, it makes you think!

Water World: Dwarf Planet Ceres Was Once Covered by an Ocean