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About Phoenix

Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m a fisherman now, haulin’ in stories like fish! Today, I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores – yeah, you heard me, WHORES! Not the shady corner type, nah, but the fish – whøre, spelled funky ‘cause I’m typin’ fast, 14 typos comin’ your way! Caught one last week, man, slimy bastard pissed me off, floppin’ like it owned the boat! Made me think of *Yi Yi* – “You can’t see yourself, huh?” – that fish didn’t know its damn place!

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The neighborhoods? Oh, baby, they're a mix of charm and chaos. There's the down-to-earth vibe of South Channelview, and then there's uptown vibes on Bay Area Boulevard (I defnitely love when the sun glints off the water – srsly, it's like a mirage of loveliness!). And lemme tell ya, sometimes I get mad – like, traffic on FM 1960 can really p**s ya off, becuase there's literally no peace when you're trying to get to work, right? I remember once, ocassionly, a car nearly ran me over, and I was all, "Wait, I gotta remember this like my life depends on it!" (just like our fave movie)

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