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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, sex escort, huh? Man, it’s a wild world out there—kinda like “There Will Be Blood,” ya know? I mean, “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s what some shady escort gigs feel like! Suckin’ ya dry—money, emotions, all of it! Been thinkin’ bout this lately, sittin’ on my lilypad, wonderin’ how folks get into it. Some gals—and guys!—choose it, others just fall in, like oil gushin’ outta the ground.

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Now, let’s talk neighborhoods – the East Side’s got some wild stories! Peewee Street; no joke, so many couples goin’ there, all flirtin’ and... well, you get the picture. I mean, in my line o’ work, I noticed that street got a secret saucy side. Ya know what I mean? Theres a diner on High-Heat Blvd that serves the best "Love Burger" in town. I swear, that burger blew my damn mind – like, "I've seen too much!" as ya might say.

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