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So, I tried it, right? Homie sets me up, candles poppin’ off like fireworks. This chick’s hands? Magic, yo. She’s kneadin’ my back, and I’m like, “How do I know you?”—straight *Memento* vibes, memory playin’ tricks. Tension melts, muscles like, “Peace out, stress!” Happy? Hell yeah, I’m floatin’, but then—bam—she charges extra for the “special.” Got me mad, yo, like, “What’s this hustle?” Ain’t no happy endin’ worth that cash, nah mean?

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I gotta warn ya, sometimes I get mad at the constant noise. Cars honking incessantly, construction rattling your bones! Still, that's the Loop's charm—haphazard, spontaneous, a little rough 'round the edges. Its rhythm keeps you grounded even when you wanna laugh at the absurdity of it all: "haHa ha, why so serious?"

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