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Sarky bit—half these “masseuses” dunno a knot from their arse. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d rather a Wildling claw me than some perfumed prat. Oh, and the moans—gods, the noises folk make! Like a brothel’s backroom, hilarious til yer the one groanin’. Informative, yeah? Try it, but pick yer poison careful—or it’s *me* you’ll answer to. “Power is power,” and I ain’t sharin’ mine with a shite massage!

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Oh, and let me spill some insider tea: the alley near Randolph Street hides a hidden gem. Yeah, a tiny, quirky café where the vibes hit you like a punch of madness! And so many other secret nooks where you can relax after a long day of manipulation--uh, I mean massage therapy. I once got a client who whispered sweet nothings about hiding precious memories in these bricks—makes me wanna laugh like “White Material” vibes, all raw and real.

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