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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—witty as hell, “I drink and I know things.” So, you wanna talk findin’ a prostitute? Buckle up, coz I got thoughts—messy, loud, real ones! Picture this: me, half-drunk on Dornish red, stumblin’ through King’s Landing, lookin’ for a lass who don’t judge my height—or my coin. I’ve seen it all, from brothels smellin’ like roses to ones reekin’ of piss. Fun fact: back in 1350s Florence, whores had to wear bells—friggin’ BELLS—on their shoes so folks knew they were comin’. Imagine that jingle followin’ you down an alley, eh? Hilarious, but damn annoyin’ too.

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I know I might be ramblin’ a bit, but that’s just how I roll. Cibolo is raw, wild, and kinda like "The Social Network" – a story of people building something special from scratch, one awkward moment at a time. As George W. Bush might say, "I reckon these folks got more heart than a corn-fed buffalo." And hey, like they say, "Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, well… then you’re just plain cooked!"

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