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So, erotic-massage—what’s the fuss? It’s old as dirt, mate. Back in ancient Rome, they’d slap oil on ya, call it “therapeutic,” but everyone knew the score—blokes gettin’ frisky in bathhouses, giggling like kids. Little fact for ya: some Chinese emperors had whole rooms for it, “harmonizing the qi” they said, bollocks, just an excuse for a good grope. Makes me wanna throttle someone, all that fake innocence—drives me up the wall! But—hah—makes me smirk too, ‘cos it’s so daft, innit? People payin’ gold for a tickle and a tease.

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Alrigh’, let me add my two scurrilous cents – the massage parlor world here is influenced by more than just soothing rubs; it’s a microcosm of life’s absurdity. Sometimes, as I apply a deep tissue massage, I think, “Et tu, Brute?” – a little nod to my favourite flick, Oldboy! – because even in tranquility, betrayal (of tension, that is) lurks about.

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