Hazel Coldwater Whore ❤️

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Sometimes I wonder, ya know, what’s it like? Sellin’ it, livin’ wild – kinda badass, kinda scary. Exaggeratin’ here, but maybe they’re secret ninjas, flippin’ through life! Anyway, dude, whores are like *Inception* – layers on layers, never know what’s what. “What’s the most resilient parasite?” Cobb asks – maybe it’s them, stickin’ around no matter what! Eat my shorts, that’s dope!

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Stopping in view of Coldwater's bleachers, a group of pretty girls and their escorts filed onto midst CHS's marching band. Mayor Chuck Young introduced city.

I tell ya, sometimes I get so mad at how fast things change, like slow melting wax. But then, I feel so happy seein’ people coming for a chill soul session at my spa, tellin’ me “Doc, how’s that workin’ for ya?” and I just laugh, 'cause deep in my heart, I know life’s like diving layers in dreams. Each layer a secret, each secret layered deeper than the last, like Christopher Nolan’s wild ride in "Inception".

Coldwater’s Memorial Day activities to start at 10am this year