Mila College Point Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

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Some spots get me hella happy—like that funky little coffee joint on 22nd Ave where the espresso is as hot as your love life (if ya know what I mean). And damn, I was mad one day at the noise on 19th St—it was too much, ya know? But then I realized, it's part of the crazy collage that makes our city. We're wild, we're free, and sometimes a lil chaotic.

St. Agnes Academic High School in College Point to close due to financial hardship