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About Los Angeles

But ugh, what pisses me off? Creeps ruinin’ it! Some parlors—shady as hell—givin’ it a bad rap. Makes me wanna yell, “Keep it classy, jerks!” Oh, and fun fact—Thailand’s got this style, Nuad Thai, mixin’ yoga and erotic vibes. Blew my mind! Imagine me, Marge, gettin’ stretched and oiled—homer’d lose it, ha! “The couple is a phantom,” Godard says—well, me and erotic-massage? Real deal, sweetie.

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Starting at $ for a minute table massage, we also offer chair massages at $2 per minute, with options from 5 to 60 minutes per person. Book your massage.

The river – Colona Creek – winds through the city. It’s kinda like the narrative in Inherent Vice, twisty and flickering with secrets. I sometimes think: “Tonight’s the night” and I’m drawn to its murky edge, wondering what stories lurk beneath. I tell ya, each ripple echoes memories of all them stressed-out, tired souls coming to my massage parlor after a long day.

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