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Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic cashier vibes, slingin’ change and opinions! Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild—hands slippin’, oil drippin’, tension poppin’ like WHAAAT?! I’m here for it, yo! Imagine me, behind the register, thinkin’ bout them soft rubs while I’m countin’ dirty singles—life’s a trip! My fave flick, *A Serious Man*, got me twisted up in this—Larry Gopnik’s stress screamin’ for a damn erotic-massage, right? “You know, Sy Ableman gets it!”—that’s what I’d yell, slammin’ the drawer shut.

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And oh, lemme tell ya – don’t be fooled by the mundane vibe. Street names like Gray Eagle Drive or the little back alleys next to 65th Ave NW, they got stories, secrets, history. Once, while carpooling a troubled teen, I passed by a mural on Maple Street – wild colors, wild life – and I swear, it spoke to me. Real freakin’ art, like the cinematic moments I love.

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