Violet Craig Whore ❤️

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Love it tho, when it goes smooth – rare, mind ya. Like when we hauled them fancy wine crates, felt like a king, “I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist!” – nah, just a cargo schmuck, but it’s a buzz, yeah? Surprised me how them bottles didn’t smash, delicate as a baby’s arse. But then – ugh – customs, them bastards, held it up for days, paperwork out the wazoo. We hates it! Hates it so much we’s clawin’ at me own skull!

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The park? Right, there's Park Silly. What a name. It's where teenagers and lost souls meet. I once sat there and had a mental breakdown or two. It’s bloody surprising – some odd, raw beauty in all that chaos, like in "Fish Tank". That film, man – raw, gritty, and full of surprises – just like Craig.

Brewers send right-hander Craig Yoho to minors while calling up Elvin Rodríguez