Allison Cresskill Whore ❤️

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” thing—yep, I’m talkin’ like ol’ George W., stumblin’ through it, malaproppin’ all over! Whore, man, it’s a word that’s been around, like, forever—old as dirt, prolly older than my ranch in Crawford. I reckon it’s from them ancient days, way back when folks was tradin’ goats for a good time, ya know? “Fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—can’t get fooled again!” That’s what I think bout them whores in history—tricky gals, foolin’ kings and peasants alike!

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Nestled amidst the scenic landscape of Bergen County, New Jersey, Cresskill emerges as a vibrant borough where history, nature, and community thrive.

I love slang in the air, ya know? The local gang of chill homies gather at Murph’s Pub on Elm St – dude almost made me cry laughing those nights. Sometimes, I think of my app’s algorithms and wonder if they’re as quirky as the town. An odd mix of everyday clatter and cinematic genius – like, “Wow, this is a Tenenbaum moment!”

New Milford over Cresskill in BCI first round - Boys basketball recap