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Love that film tho, “In the Mood for Love.” That line, “I didn’t expect it’d hurt.” Sex-dating’s that, innit? Hope, then whack! *smacks forehead* Ya think, “Maybe she’s the one,” but nah, just wants a shag. Fair play, tho—honest ones say it. “No strings!” they yell. Me? I’m clumsy, want strings! *tangles imaginary yarn, falls over*

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Oh my god, lemme tell ya about Crestline, US – it's a real mixed bag, ya know? I live here as a sexologist – yeah, that’s my jam – and this city, man, it has so much hidden flavor. So, first off, there's Crestline Avenue – the main drag – but don’t get too excited, it's a chaotic mess sometimes. I mean, seriously, half the time I’m walking down Crestline Ave, and I’m thinkin’, “This is pretty, pretty good… or not?” Like in that movie, "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" – you know, it’s all poetic but damn bleak sometimes!

Several events planned in April at the Crestline Public Library