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I reckon whore’s got guts, tho. Takes balls to hustle like that—dodgin’ creeps, cops, and STDs like a damn ninja. “The monkey drinks and gets drunk,” like Boonmee’s nephew says—whore’s out there partyin’ hard, livin’ loud, while I’m stuck judgin’ fools. Makes me happy, sorta—girl’s got spirit, y’know? Reminds me of me, swingin’ swords, takin’ no shit.

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Mesdames, meet Vincent. For a mere $, the part-time Toronto resident and full-time “Straight Male Escort and Ladies’ Olivia dates rich older men in exchange for gifts and money. She Missing: Crestline.

Oh my god, lemme tell ya about Crestline, US – it's a real mixed bag, ya know? I live here as a sexologist – yeah, that’s my jam – and this city, man, it has so much hidden flavor. So, first off, there's Crestline Avenue – the main drag – but don’t get too excited, it's a chaotic mess sometimes. I mean, seriously, half the time I’m walking down Crestline Ave, and I’m thinkin’, “This is pretty, pretty good… or not?” Like in that movie, "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" – you know, it’s all poetic but damn bleak sometimes!

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