Emily Crozet Whore ❤️❤️

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Once knew this gal, right, proper whore she was—called her Sparrow, ‘cause she flitted tavern to tavern. Little secret? She kept a diary, scribblin’ names of every sod she bedded—hundreds, precious! Made me laugh, thinkin’ she’s some historian of sin. We likes that, sneaky cleverness—keeps us gigglin’ in the dark. But then, ooh, got mad—heard she sold that book to a priest for penance! Hypocrite, struttin’ round holy-like after! We hates it!

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“I bought you from a whore. You cost me six marks. She wanted twenty, but I drive a hard bargain.” r.

I must mention, bruv, it ain’t all roses. Some days, traffic on Hickory Road got me proper heated – are ya kidding? Traffic jams all over like “Is it ’cos I is black?” but nah, just my cheeky stress, innit. Still, even that taught me to relax deeper, ya know.

'Hero' likely averted mass shooting at Crozet Harris Teeter that killed 3