Samantha Dana Point Whore ❤️

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Little secret, precious – whores used bells, y’know? Middle Ages, jinglin’ so folk knew they’re comin’ – hilarious! Imagine that racket – jingle, jangle, “Oi, here’s yer shag!” Cracks me up, it does. Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it – too busy eatin’! Me fave bit? When they’re sassy – one told a copper, “Piss off, I’m workin’!” – bold as brass!

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I gotta add, sometimes life's a bit off, chaotically perfect – I'm always sayin' "let’s shake it off" when I see nature's little quirks (and typos, haha, sorry if I mix words up sometimes – gotta keep it real!). Dana-Point is real, raw, a bit gritty, and a whole lot soulful. Enjoy every moment, spy on the little secrets the city hides, and never forget – patterns repeat, dreams inspire, and sometimes, ya gotta let your heart lead the way.

Driftwood Whale Sculpture Now on Display in Dana Point Harbor’s Hansen Plaza