Madison Deridder Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Lemme tell ya somethin’—I got mad respect for her hustle. Back in the day, like 1800s London, whores were EVERYWHERE, and get this—some made bank, like more than a factory grunt! Lola’s out here, dodgin’ creeps, and I’m thinkin’, “Don’t pee on my leg, pal, she’s smarter than you!” She’s got this trick—keeps a tiny watch, my kinda thing, tickin’ away in her pocket. Why? ‘Cause time’s her cash, and she ain’t wastin’ it on losers. Little known fact: some old-school whores used clocks to cut off cheapskates—genius, right?

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Robin shelters Patrick's favorite whore Nikki at home, causing stress with her own lesbian partner. Everybody dreads the post-jail return.

The local river, Peacock Creek, flows slow. It gives off major romance feels. I always say it’s, like, "a life woven with threads of destiny." Seriously, it makes my massage sessions feel cosmic.

DeRidder museum hosts Bluegrass jam