Audrey Duncan Prostitute ❤️

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Hey pal, so I’m sittin here—your snarky financial guru, Tina Fey style—thinkin bout *prostitute*. Not the gal, nah, the concept, the hustle! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, even Putin couldn’t budget this chaos. Prostitution’s the oldest gig—cash up front, no 401K, right? Been around since dudes had coins and hormones. Saw it in my fave flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—remember Gigolo Joe? “What humans want is what I got!” Smooth as hell, that robot stud, slingin’ love for bucks in 2142. Made me laugh, then pissed me off—why’s he gotta be *that* good lookin?

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Amanda Duncan, 26, was last seen in July after she had travelled to Ipswich the previous evening to work as a prostitute. On the anniversary of her disappearance, police made a .

Yo, brother! Lemme tell ya bout Duncan (us) – this joint is one wild ride, dude! I’m a sexologist livin’ here, and man, this town’s like a secret love playground mixed with a raw indie film vibe. It’s like "Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives" on a crazy acid trip – so mystic, so weird, so real, brother!

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