Bella Durango Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Back in the day — little known fact, yeah? — medieval whores weren’t just shaggin’ for coins. Some ran whole fuckin’ spy rings! Posh blokes spillin’ secrets between the sheets — surprise, surprise, got me gobsmacked! Imagine Margot Tenenbaum, all moody, smokin’ a fag, tradin’ intel for a quickie. “You’re a genius, Margot!” — nah, you’re a crafty tart! Gets me proper mad — sneaky bitches playin’ us all like fiddles!

Wild Horse Saloon

Nightlife in Durango on a Tuesday is going to be a bit scarce beware the "sluts" you encounter may not be the nice ones. Jokes aside, if you're looking for a bar, I can't recommend the .

You gotta check out Northside Park. It’s a sweet green spot where locals chill out and where I sometimes sneak in an extra minute for zen when my muscles scream for mercy. Butt don’t even get me started on Rvrwood Lane – runs parallel to the Durango River. That river’s a hidden gem; it whispers secrets if ya listen close, like the wind in those post-apocalyptic scenes of Mad Max.

Spare me your selective outrage, not on my behalf please