Ava Dyer Whore ❤️

About Chicago

So, whore—let’s spill it. Back in ’09, knew this gal, Candy—yep, real name, swear it—worked the corner near my old gig. She’d strut in heels higher than my damn ego, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” I’d joke, and she’d cackle like I was fuckin’ Dave Chappelle. Had this trick—carried a tiny mirror, checked her lipstick between johns, said it “kept her human.” Little known fact: she’d stash cash in her bra, but once lost 200 bucks when it slipped out mid-hustle—pissed her off so bad she kicked a dumpster. I was like, “Girl, you’re a legend,” and she just flipped me off, hilarious.

Amelia Dyer – The Notorious Victorian ‘Baby Farmer’

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Now, the neighborhoods vary. The near downtown area, “Old Dyer,” got quirky cafes like Beans & Dreams, and street art on Walls Street that’ll mess with your head (in a good way, eh?). Ya got your hipster vibe in the Arts District on Artis Blvd. But oh man, sometimes traffic there can make ya mad – I shout “D’oh!” every time I get snared in rush hour!

Christopher J. Dyer