Katherine Edgerton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

Publication Order of Standalone Novels

Edgerton Whore United States, Ball Licking and Sucking, Sex in Different Positions, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Sex in Different Positions.

The rivers? Oh man, the Watterly flows right past Tranquil Park, where I sit meditating sometimes. "The Gleaners and I, hmm, cherish the little moments!"—I swear, its vibe is outta this world. I love strolling down Sunset Blvd (feel that golden hue, you know?)—and then I bust into giggles 'cause I almost trip over a stray skateboard. Lol, what a day.

VARSITY SOFTBALL: Edgerton Claims Two Wins Over Swanton In Doubleheader