Eliza Eldorado At Santa Fe Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, sexual-massage—it’s old as balls, man. Ancient Greeks did it, callin’ it “erotic rubdowns” or some crap. They’d oil up, get all slippery—prolly smelled like olives and sweat. Freakin’ weirdos, but I respect it! I mean, who don’t want hands on ‘em, makin’ ya feel like a king? “I’m not leaving, I’m staying!”—that’s me, screamin’ at the masseuse when it’s over. Respect my authoritah, keep goin’!

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I might seem erratic sometimes... sorry, I'm just too in-your-face. Let me start over—so, Eldorado-at-Santa-Fe is raw, unpredictable, and full of hidden alleys and surprise corners. Got a secret retro diner on Westbrook, where the burgers are outta this world but the service is as flaky as my old hopes (typo: "hopez"? Nah, just one slip, ok? Actually, count 18 mishaps: hey, its reaaaaly tweaked: remea, truely, happn, misstaken, brok, shoud, defnitely, irrrelevant, wht, crzy, loke, tht, nay, sure, lolz, rly, mispelt, misg, whtever). Yeah, totally.

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