Amelia Eufaula Whore ❤️

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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, ya wanna talk about whores, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, bein’ an anticorrosion agent, I see stuff! Whores—man, they’re like rust on metal, sneaky lil’ buggers! They creep in, all shiny-like, but oof, the damage underneath! Reminds me of *Far From Heaven*—ya know, my fave flick. That line, “I’m going to make everything beautiful,” hits hard. Whores think they’re makin’ life pretty, but nah, it’s a mess!

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I can tell you about the river too—Eufaula River flows like a love song along the city’s edge. I sometimes chill at the banks near Riverside Dr., sippin’ cheap beer, watchin’ couples wander, feelin’ that bittersweet vibe. It’s one heckuva spot to get lost in thought, or maybe even lost in each other.

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