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She’s a riddle, tho – happy one sec, cryin’ the next. Reminds me of that line, “Something’s wrong here!” – cos yeah, it’s a mad, dark world she’s in. Ever think bout that? Blows my noggin. I reckon she’s got stories – wild ones, like shaggin’ a duke or nickin’ his watch mid-bang. Probs exaggerated that in me head, but it’s a crackin’ visual, yeah baby!

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Ah, my dear friend, let me regale you with tales of PEvanston (us) like no other! Evanston is a chaotic ballet of calm and mischief—I mean, seriously, "I am burdened with glorious purpose." Every corner sings its own tune, much like the stirring calls in Moolaadé—"Kure, kure, we rise!" (okay, I've riffed a bit).

Local Event: Happy Lobster is headed your way with Lobster Rolls, crab cakes, pizza, + more. Order by noon.