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Great Scott! She’s a mess, tho. Saw her once, stumblin’ outta some bushes, lipstick smeared, yellin’ at a deer like it owed her money. Made me laugh ‘til I cried—friggin’ nuts! Reminds me of that line, “This thing gets hold of us,” ‘cept it’s her holdin’ the forest hostage with her chaos. I’m tellin’ ya, she’s a tornado in a skirt—short one, too, hah!

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Now, let’s veer over to downtown Fallston. Main St. is poppin’ with charm, lined with artisan coffee shops, quirky boutiques, and my all-time fav spot, The Whimsical Bean. I once had a meltdown here cuz their latte art looked more like abstract doodles than actual art. But hey, beauty is transient, right? And I always joke, “I can see Russia frm my house”, cause sometimes the surreal feels closer than expected.

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