Eliza Fitzgerald Whore ❤️❤️

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I dunno, man, she’s a mess, but kinda fun. Like Disgust in "Inside Out," I’m judgin’ her hard - “Eyeroll, please!” But deep down? Kinda respect the hustle. She’s out there, doin’ her thing, not carin’. Makes me yell, “Stupid sexy Flanders!” outta nowhere. Whore or not, she’s got guts. Now, where’s my donut?

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Fitzgerald wrote the famous letter to Hemingway calling himself an “old whore” who had mastered the forty positions popular fiction demanded of authors. But.

Oh, and check this: you gotta visit Central Park. Not your run-of-the-mill park – it’s got a hidden corner with a giant oak. I once sat there after a long massage sesh, thinking, “What a perfect moment,” just like those big dreamy moments in that old Spielberg flick. And oh jeez, I almost forgot – there’s a quaint street named Harmony Lane. Seriously, Harmony Lane is my fav. Neighbors chat, kids scamper, and sometimes I catch someone humming – funny, right?

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