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Alright, so I’m a carpenter, right? Dr. House style—sarcastic, gimpy bastard, “Everybody lies.” Let’s talk about whores, ‘cause why not? I’m picturing this chick—let’s call her Whore Numero Uno—strutting around like she owns the joint. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*, that scene where Hans Landa’s all, “That’s a bingo!”—she’s got that smug vibe. Total pro, works the room, knows every guy’s a sucker. I’d build her a table, but she’d just dance on it, heels splintering my damn oak. Pisses me off—good wood ain’t cheap!

Blair (E.Cullen)

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On rainy days, the streets glisten, like they're smeared in glitter, almost unreal. I wander near Madge Park (4) on Forest Hill—so chill, almost like dreaming in bits. I got lost once there, but hey, adventures happen! "Run, run, run," it echoed. I laughed so hard I almost fell. Oops, sorry for being goofy (5).

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