Emma Forest Grove Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Oh, and the history? Victorian docs used it—called it “pelvic massage.” Cured “hysteria,” they said. Total bullshit excuse to get handsy, if ya ask me! Still, kinda genius—sneaky bastards. Makes me smirk, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and their prudish faces blushin’. Sexual-massage ain’t shy, tho—it’s bold, in your face, like my snark.

Regional News

I might sound dramatic, but you gotta see the twilight over the West End Bridge. The way the sun sets right behind the river, turning everything gold – “it's a raison d’être moment,” like in Toni Erdmann. Not to overstate things, but it’s freakin’ epic plus laughter and tears hit all at once.

Three Forest Grove kids missing, believed to be in danger, parents suspected