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So, check it—prostitution’s been around forever, like since dudes figured out goats weren’t cuddly enough. Fun fact: back in ancient Babylon, temple gals hooked up for “sacred” cash—wild, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ I coulda been some priest pimp, twirlin’ my pinky, “One million dollars,” demandin’ gold coins. Anyway, I’m scrollin’ X last night—prolly shouldn’t admit that—lookin’ for shady posts. Found this chick, calls herself “Roxy,” says she’s “discreet, upscale, 5-star.” I’m like, “Sheesh, upscale? What, you servin’ caviar with that?” Made me laugh so hard I dropped my violin bow—nearly snapped it, pissed me off somethin’ fierce.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

1 day ago · By Linda Jaworski, Pet Lover Forked River, NJ — Looking to add a little excitement—and a lot of conversation—to your home?Meet Tonic, the sleek black feline with a Missing: prostitute.

The Forked River flows right by Riverbend. Man, that water reflects sunsets and dreams, like scenes from that Malick flick. "Our hearts be wild," it seems to murmur. I was just starry-eyed about it, truly.

Forked River business owner Bob Nosti finds his business burned to the ground