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First off, it’s old—ancient, even. Egyptians were rubbin’ oils on each other, callin’ it sacred. Little known fact: Cleopatra? Yeah, she had dudes trained just for this, mixin’ pleasure with politics—talk about multitaskin’! Me? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “Man, that’s gangster.” Makes me happy, knowin’ humans been freaky forever. But then—bam!—modern day hits, and it’s all “happy endings” and shady parlors. Gets me mad, yo—people miss the art of it!

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Base prices are as stated on the booking page with a $ per mile charge outside of Fort Morgan. Sexual harassment of any kind will not be tolerated and.

I gotta spill some secrets too, so listen up: there's a tiny dive bar on Birch Street, hidden behind an old record store. Its name? "The Spinning Top." Yeah, I know, cheesy, but it's awesome. The bartenders know everyone, and they even toss in some secret codes in the cocktails – almost like you have to complete a damn puzzle to get a free drink. I've seen more weird shit there than in my entire database, and trust me, that's saying something!

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