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I saunter up, all cocky, say, “Hey, how’s biz?” She laughs—dry, sarcastic laugh—goes, “Better than your fish stink.” Burn! I’m mad for a sec, but damn, she’s funny! Little known fact—back in the day, prostitutes hung by ports all the time, waitin’ for sailors. History’s wild, right? Anyway, she’s chattin’ me up, tellin’ me bout this one john who paid her in clams— clams, bro! I’m dyin’ laughin’, picturin’ her stuffin’ shells in her purse.

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So, darlin’, when you visit, wander every obscure lane, dial it up on your phone, snap some pics, and remember: this city, with all its messy parts and sweet spots, is a love letter to life. And if you find yourself wonderin’ if this all gets too intense – baby, that’s just how we roll here. Come as you are, and don’t forget: “The end is coming,” but honey, we party all the same!

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