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So, check this—prostitutes been around forever, right? Like, back in ancient Rome, they had these chicks called “lupae,” which means she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl to get customers. How freakin’ cool is that? I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Damn, that’s badass!”—way better than Kyle’s lame history lessons. Makes me happy as hell imagining some chick howlin’ in a toga, but then I get pissed ‘cause modern hookers ain’t that creative no more. Where’s the flair, huh? Respect my authoritah—I’d make ‘em howl again!

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And let me tell ya, there's one spot that kinda steals my heart every time – the river along Pine. It's not a huge river, more like a babbling creek, but oh my gosh, it's enchanting. I used to be a nervous wreck till I started my parlor gig, and now I find myself daydreaming by that water, thinking, "Why so serious?" like in Toni Erdmann, y'know?

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