Samantha Goleta Brothel ❤️

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Sometimes I’m like, damn, why’s this still a thing? Gets me all emo—happy for the hustle, mad at the dark side. Exaggeratin’ here, but feels like half the world’s sneakin’ to brothels at night! Probs not, but still. Oh, and the smells—stale beer, cheap perfume—gag me! You ever think ‘bout that? Probs not, ya loser.

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Ohhhh, and the parks – Wow, so many chill green spots to get lost in. The Estero Bluffs State Park is a gem. Rocky paths, green vistas, and those sweeping ocean views that make you think: “what’s it all mean, man?” Perfect for a sanity check or maybe writing down some existential scribbles. Some days, I take random long walks there – thinking about the scene “the wonder of it all” and how nature’s moves are both wild and soft at the same time.

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