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Oh, and get this—some brothel had a parrot! A PARROT! Squawkin’ at customers, “Pretty lady, pretty lady!” I’m dyin’, ‘cause that’s hilarious—imagine it mimiccin’ the moans! Hahaha! I’d name it Barnacle Bill, stick it on my shoulder. Anyway, *Pan's Labyrinth* got that line, “The world is a cruel place,” and brothels kinda prove it, ya know? People goin’ in all sad, lookin’ for somethin’. Made me frown, ‘cause I’d rather eat ice cream than pay for hugs.

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I sometimes muse on how my trade – pleasure coachin’ – got me tuned into these vibes. I notice every snicker of a kiosk, every laugh bubble from local chatter. I see hidden passion in a mural on Clearview Street, I hear the heartbeat of this lively community. Sometimes, I even get a bit emotional – like when the sunset hits the lake, sparklin' on the ripples, remindin’ me that sometimes, life’s as perplexin’ as that Coen flick “A Serious Man” itself... “I have no idea what I'm doing,” I whisper to myself, thinkin’ it’s all part of life's wild jig.

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