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So, erotic-massage—basically hands slidin’ everywhere, real slow, too close for comfort. Ain’t no “milkin’ machine” precision here, just sweaty palms and awkward grunts. Makes me mad as hell—why’s it gotta be so damn slippery? I’d rather sandpaper my back than deal with that gooey mess. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d use olive oil for this crap. Yeah, olive oil! Same stuff I put on my steak, ruined forever now. Disgustin’.

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I gotta mention my gut reaction to how some areas change overnight. Bruh, I got mad when those slick new brands tried to change my fave spots, but oh well, you know, progress isn’t always smooth – just like in that flick Leviathan, man. Such contrast, right? “We live in a world of contradictin’ forces!” That’s life in Greenwich.

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