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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here talkin’ bout erotic-massage, somethin’ those fat-cat billionaires probably hog for themselves! Picture this: me, sittin’ in my creaky ol’ chair, thinkin’ bout “Ida”—that stark, quiet flick from 2013, Pawlikowski’s masterpiece. Bleak Poland, nun’s life, all that heavy jazz—and then, bam, erotic-massage pops in my head! Total opposite vibe, right? “What do you know about yourself,” Ida’d say, starin’ at me judgy-like, while I’m over here dreamin’ of warm oils and slow hands.

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Come let us pamper you and your partner with our erotic massage services near Gulf Hills, Gautier, Long Beach, Ocean Springs, and Pascagoula. Our certified.

I’m not even trippin’, no lie – Gulf-Hills got soul, boo. Nuff tho, my day always ends chill, like “sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more.” And that be my truth – life’s too short not to enjoy every twist.

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