Brooklyn Hailey Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Aight, listen up, you little shits! I’m Eric Cartman, badass actuary, and I’m here to talk about whores, ‘cause I freakin’ rule at this! Respect my authoritah! So, yeah, whores—those chicks who bang for cash or whatever—kinda like my fave movie, *Only Lovers Left Alive*. That flick’s got style, moody vibes, and bloodsuckin’ lovers who don’t give a crap. Whores? They’re kinda the same—just out there, livin’, screwin’, survivin’ like vampires in Detroit or Tangier or wherever the hell.

Early life

The amount of people calling me a whore, telling me I deserved it, and to stfu. Gosh some people are miserable. Anyways happy Tuesday lol.

You gotta check out the neighborhood by Silver Street. It's got this artsy, edgy feel – murals, tiny cafes, and street vendors who always crack jokes (and peddle spiked lemonade that’s as sweet as life sometimes is). I remember one time, after a long counseling session, I walked there, and BOOM, the colors just exploded in a perfect mess. Totally reminded me of that slow, improvised warmth in Boyhood.

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