Ellie Hampstead Whore ❤️

About New York City

So yeah, whores—tough as mithril, I say. Respect ‘em, fear ‘em, fix their gnashers! “The stars are veiled,” Timbuktu whispers. Their stars too, hid by grime. Makes me sad, that. But they shine, mate—bloody shine! Gandalf out—staff’s gettin’ heavy!

There’s Only One Sandra!

Sandra the whore of Hampstead Heath · Public · Hosted by La Margate · Saturday 25 November from GMT · Sundowners Gay Bar. 1.

Heyyy, so lemme tell ya bout Hampstead (us) – it's wicked, I swear! I've been a masseur here for a while now, and belive me, I've got the inside scoop. So, where do i even start? There's this street, Linda Ave – yeah, Linda Ave – it's quaint, quirky, and sometimes smells like fresh coffee and adventure. I love strolling down Maple Ln too, watch out for the small pops of graffiti art on the walls, kinda like hidden messages that say “introspect, but do what she said!” which is basically my inner Michael Scott vibe, ya know?

UPDATE: Helicopter crash near Hampstead leaves pilot and medical crew seriously injured