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So, I’m stumblin’, half-drunk, half-genius—prolly both—down some sketch alley. Neon lights flicker, like, *we have to go deeper*, and I’m laughin’—why? ‘Cause this dude, right, this crusty-ass pimp, rolls up, gold tooth flashin’, tryna sell me his “top girl.” Bro, she looked like she been workin’ since the 1800s—fact! Did ya know prostitutes in old London used to carry lemons? Scurvy protection, bruh—wild! Anyway, I’m like, “Nah, fam, I ain’t payin’ for no fossilized cooze!” He got mad—fuck him, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t bow!

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This city’s messy and raw. It’s got perfect imperfections. And seriously, if you think this is all polish, then you’re wrong; “We’re all damaged,” as the movie says. So, pack your bags, brace yourself for the real deal, and remember – everybody lies, but in Henryetta (us), the truth is even messier.

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